Age:

Height: I'm about 5'8" but i play like I'm 5'2" or 4'11"

Weight: fatter then i was during wrestling when i was anorexic

Hometown: St. Pizzal

Major: Math, The best major in the world

Nickname: Crotchy, The hobbit, anything denoting crotches or shortness

Position: Reverse Cow Girl, or the Eiffel Tower, Or spidermaning a Ho i enjoy that as well

Best disc memory: Winning HS state in the SJU Football stadium, either that or getting 3rd at DIII's in 2007, or Getting 3rd at Sandblast in 2007, soon to be winning snadblast in 2008, or getting 5th at nationals in HS, or anytime Buckeye rules the sky i really like that one

Tourneys played in: Hold back the Snow 03,04, &05 Madison Mud-bath 03, 04, &05 MN State 03-05. Junior Nationals 2004 and 2005. MUDI 2003-2008, Cooler Classic 2004 and 2005 Club regions 2004, 2007, 2008 College sections 2005-2008, Hallowinona 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 Spinvite 2007, St. Louis 2007, Sandblast 2006 & 2007 Mad Disc on 2007 Poltury Days 2007 and i am sure i have missed a few in there.

Played since: A long time ago, i think 2003

Favorite catch/throw: Anything to Buckeye

Other Comments: Being a Math major is the best thing a human being can do.