Age: Almost 20

Height: Not tall enough

Weight: I'm annorexic so this is a touchy subject

Hometown: Mahtomedi or just "The Maht"

Major: English

Nickname: Grandma Licker (GL), Da Rapist (Dr), Small Crooked Dick (SCD)

Position: I can play wherever, I'm that good!

Best disc memory:  Getting gas in Duluth becuz there was a lot of bacon there, and not the type that gives Crotche a hard on.

Tourneys played in: To lazy to list them even though its not that many.

Played since: Senior year (07) of H.S.

Favorite catch/throw: My scooberific scoober upwind, 5% of the time it works everytime.

Other Comments: No, that about covers it i think.