Krisie Melsen 

Name: Really anything with short or a synonym for short in it

Height: For all you math whizzes ((2^1 * (√4)^2) - (2^3 * (√9)) + 4!)^2 inches

Weight (if you choose not to fill this in, we will grossly over estimate your poundage): Not counting muscle, about 37 pounds.

Played Since: A little since fall 98, but pretty frequently since being part of an awesome IM team in December 2000

Usual Position: Team supporter. When everybody gets down on themselves for how poorly they are playing I am there to give them a hug, or however many they need to gain some confidence.

What’s in Your Toolbox (Hammer, Scoober …): the thumber, so nothing else is really needed. Also, since throwing the thumber at sections, they have not let me touch the disc much.

Favorite Tournament (or practice) Moment: Throwing the thumber in sections against female Cut, and connecting. Skinning my elbow.

Favorite Catch: when the disc does come to me I prefer the reverse crab (opposite of Vu).

Disc Revelations: I found that if you push Vu once, he will be scared of you for a lifetime.

Tourneys Played In: Iowa (not sure if that counts) and Sections

Additional Comments: If Aaron's theories hold true, and my first relationship should be with somebody who has not had any relationships either, than my options are limited. Furthermore, if my first relationship is to be the person that I marry, than my options are really limited, and I may as well be screwed!