Matt Bauer  

 Age: 21 almost 22

Height: 5'11" , 6' on a good day

Weight: 165

Hometown: Apple Valley

Major: Natural Science, Secondary Education

Nickname: The Biz, Bizzau, Bauer, Hey You, Coco, homestar

Position: I play them all

Throws: Backhand, Forehand, hammer, scoober

Best disc memory: Spiking a disc vs. Notre Dame and getting yelled at by Flynner

Tourneys played in: St. Olaf and SCSU

Played since: High School, but only on a team since 2002

Favorite catch/throw: Wade can testify that I can catch a Frisbee in my butt crack.  Other than that, I just try to catch the bee any way I can.

Disc revelations: A bee in the head can give you a concussion, No one is safe from my throws when warming up, you can never escape the deuce, when you have a concussion the doctors don’t appreciate you running around, Frisbee players definitely have more fun and spirit than all others, don’t throw a bee into a hippo infested wetland, every disc is your disc, and mullets are the most humorous things on the planet.

Other comments: 

The nickname Bizzau came from a freestyle rap I performed my sophomore year in college.  My roommates thought it was hilarious that I called myself the Bizzau during the rap and it stuck after that.  New nicknames have spawned from it since like Biz, B, Bizzy,  Bizza are a few.  That’s the evolution of the Bizzau.

 Goals:  one day I hope to get good at the disc…that and get a job as a fat santa claus in a mall when I’m 55 or so.