Tom Lanz 

Name: Thomas "Scourge" Lanz

Height: If Lil’ B. is 5’8", then I’ve gotta be 6’

Weight: 175…metric tons….

Played Since: Oct. 1999

Usual Position: Where ever Wade yells at me to go…

What’s in Your Toolbox (Hammer, Scoober …): All conventional throws, a Class-A international hammer rating, Scoober patol, and the as yet undemonstrated "Plumber’s Snake" throw…

Favorite Tournament (or practice) Moment: Remember that time when that guy did that thing?… that shit was sweet…. Oh yeah, and when Vu tried to tackle the blocking dummy at Mad-town and end up clocking his head, that was sweet too…

Favorite Catch: When we were playing UC Santa Barbara at Nationals last year in Idaho, and that 6’9" giant tried to D’ up this lazy "hospital" throw that Wade (as usual) threw up, but I skyed over his chump-ass to snatch the disc away… then on the way down I found $5 and it was a sweet story.

But I’ve heard that some girl caught a Jello-Shot off of Vu’s Superman costume…that might just top mine.

Disc Revelations: "The line is out…." & Sean Murray doesn’t throw to girls.

Tourneys Played In: Crazy Eight

Additional Comments: Is the disc half empty or half full??? Doesn’t really matter, you’ve still only got 4 minutes to finish the rest, and your stall count is on 7 – so DRINK UP WATTS!