Name: Katie Johnson

Height: Tall (but not as tall as Tim)

Weight (if you choose not to fill this in, we will grossly over estimate

your poundage): 135 pounds—all muscle, of course

Played Since: the practice after Wade told me I should join Ultimate

(September, 2000)

Usual Position: At tournaments, I play wherever Rita tells me to play. At

practice, I try to stay out of the way and make a good cut every once in

awhile. Once at practice I went two-dimensional for a disc. (I’m still not

sure what that means, but I guess I did it.)

What’s in Your Toolbox (Hammer, Scoober …): Sergeant Rita only permits

forehands and backhands. Except for that one time when she gave Krisie

permission to throw a thumber...

Favorite Tournament (or practice) Moment: Ass slapping with Grid

Favorite Catch: The time at sections that I laid out and actually caught

the disc right after Krisie threw a thumber to Susie. If you haven’t

already heard about it, I’d be happy to tell you the whole story...

Disc Revelations: Don’t skip practice if you can’t handle the harassment.

Oh, and after months of playing disc, I realized that the myth is not

true—Sean Murray does throw to girls.

Tourneys Played In: Hallowinona ’00, Sections ‘01

Additional Comments: For the record, I have never had a crush on Wade.

(sorry Wade)